Is that a football in yer pocket or are ya happy ta see me?

Cause when you think of the World Cup in South Africa, you think of crazy green headed, lion mutated, human kids. Yipee

The fun of these Nike commercials starring Azzurri members is in how different their CGI counterparts look, except for this one which is just plain weird. Cannavaro looks oddly the same. Yuck.

Materazzi isn’t a central defender. He’s a big green armoire with a Lincoln hat and a bad attitude. Plus he can’t move all that well, so he has to be carried by his teamates. Huzzah!

If you’re looking for the best espresso in the world, get the one with the bobble-headed weirdo being chased by walking fingers on a bistro tabel. Yum!